Felix

A man who has a MASSIVE penis that will leave you in awe, he hates dream and any of those stupid motherfuckers. he likes to suck everyone's cock until they have no cum to release and have kids. He will fill up a a gorilla grip coochie that seems endless but he will do it and make it out without getting his dick snapped off. He is a straight up beast of a man.

He is such a Felix, he has a massive cock!

by Niglet_destroyer January 7, 2022

Felix

Often a handsome and charming guy. There is a perfect balance of little teasing and empathy. He is a EXTREMELY caring person. He's a sunshine. a Felix is a very soft person and also outgoing. The type of guy you would want to go party with. Should you ever need a cigarette, money or something, Felix has it before you even ask. He is also particularly intelligent and cannot be fooled. He may seem introverted at first, but if you get along with him, he's the funniest , nicest person you can know. If you ever find a Felix, then never let him go because he's the best friend you can have in your entire life.
Trust me. I know.

“Who slept with your sister again?”
“I think it was Felix”

by 0rli December 6, 2021

Felix

A hot guy that has a 15 foot penis and gets all the ladies.

Lady 1: "yep thats felix"
Felix: "hey babygirl"
Lady 2: "omg hes so hot" *cums*

by Skapeet December 8, 2021

felix

thinks hes right about everything

your such a felix

by felix knows everything December 9, 2021

Felix schuurman

Felix schuurman is like a person that doesn’t do much but does a lot at the same time but mostly noting use full will probably always come to late at his or her work

He/she’s always to late at work

He/she’s such a felix schuurman

by the 𝐅.𝐁.𝐈. December 10, 2021

felix

a mean guy
gets no pussy
has a micropenis

roblox player
shitty at sports

has explosive diarrhea

and only one ball

“did u see that ugly dumb bitch ass cunt whore little jerk off?”
“yeah he’s such a felix”

by mia zachological December 26, 2021

F&M (Felix & Mateo)

F&M is usually people who can share anything with eachother no matter what it is. They're so good friends nearly nothing can break their bond and normally are often blood related.

-My luvb

M: "What's your dream woman?"

F: "Maybe a woman who really understands me or that i find really interesting or really beautiful"

M: "Oh wow, we're really F&M (Felix & Mateo)"

by Felix n' Mateo May 13, 2022