Crash Text Dummy

One who engages in text while driving, only to wind up causing or contributing to an automobile accident.

I can’t believe Shawn was texting his jawn piece while driving and wrecked. What a crash text dummy!

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busting a crash

Making an erroneous claim that you’ve lost your job when in reality you got pussy whipped by a flight attendant.

After your football team loses...
How’d those Cowgirls do tonight?
Fuck y’all, I’m busting a Crash for the next 24 hours! Peas!

by kumoniwannalayu October 08, 2018

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The act of falling into a person for the pure sake of groppimg or diddling them

That lady got crash gropped

by Struggle10 July 21, 2021

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Literally the best tiktoker in the world🐢. The slayer of all slays😏. We stannn him. LOVE HIMM SLAAAAY. MATERIAL GURL!!! 🤪

Some rando: I love crashed._.rocket he is so slay, also mlp and dolls YES PLEASE!!

Me: uhhhhh YEA

by Material_gurl May 15, 2022

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Literally the best tiktoker there is🐢. The slayer of all slays 😏. The snazziest, baddie EVER! WE LOVE HIMM! HE SLAYYS! MATERIAL GURL! 🤪

Some rando: omg crashed._.rocket is the coolest!! like mlp AND dolls YES PLEASE

me: uhhh… YEA!

by Material_gurl May 15, 2022

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next level of mish-mashing, usually done with a spork

by big cockalopolis February 01, 2009

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You still with Hillary, nah man she was a crash course bitch.

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