When a love interest exhibits so many red flags it’s like there’s metaphorical “do not enter” police tape surrounding them.
Remember how she was drunkenly fucking that homeless guy a decade younger than her when first met her and also how you got your nose broke on your first date with her? Yeah bro, she’s a caution-tape cutie.
by Mojaz January 17, 2022

by herolling February 1, 2023

A 30 year old named Anthony, that has a really attractive face and hazel eyes. He is very sweet and thoughtful and always brings his gf orange cranberry muffins from Whole Foods. Most likely lives in Los Angeles county.
Tee: you look so handsome even though you have a face spasm and half your face is drooping, you’re still a cutie patootie
Anthony: Gee, thanks, I love you.
Anthony: Gee, thanks, I love you.
by Wifeyyytt January 14, 2025

by CurlyPubes6996 August 28, 2019

Truly the cutest, most amazingly funny, talented, chillest, most beautiful, most wonderful cutie pie EVER
by King Tea January 20, 2024

a boy named bryan that i loved. someone who desired faith and connection, someone who was intentional, someone who challenged himself, someone very relational, someone so goofy, someone who loved his family, someone who demonstrated humility, someone who always wanted to grow and improve, oh! and cant forget - someone sooooo basic :)
by grouper0401 December 4, 2024
