King of the Retards

A man; a legend.
Typically named Marcel, whom all cretins adore and aspire to be like.

Bro, you're the King of the Retards.

by Boomendo January 28, 2017

king service

A sexual practice where the male is seated and a female performs falletio while on her knees. It is often accompanied by the female providing lavish complements to the man related to his verility, intelligence and charm.

I was really horny after a very successfully week after a lot of hard work. I knew my wife wouldn't care. I checked out the BP ads and was able to meet a very attractive escort who provided king service for less than $100. I left smiling and felt rewarded for my hard work.

by Bikeboy50 March 7, 2014

clutch king

A person who exceeds beyond expextations and will always have the necessities.

Man richard is the clutch king he always comes prepared.

by angbmcgowan June 16, 2016

king queer

A person who is lord of all gays and king of all queers. The highest ranking homosexual in a group.

Don't cross the King Queer

by Pricktionary July 28, 2016

King of Demons

THE LITERAL CUTEST CREATURE THERE IS

I AM THE KING OF DEMONS

by anonymous November 3, 2020

King's Seat

The toilet; the John

I was on the King's Seat for 40 minutes.

by Dong Monster June 1, 2013

suicide king

1. The king of hearts (in a deck of cards)
3. the name of a crime movie (suicide kings)
4. a male drama queen

Origin: The king of hearts appears to be stabbing himself in the head in a standard deck of playing cards.

The origin of the male drama queen meaning probably originated from people who always threaten to commit suicide.

"Wow what a suicide king, when is he going to realize nobody cares that his girl dumped him for a total asshole?"

by Alex Umrysh October 17, 2004