punch in the junk

The act of punching someone in the genitals. It may be used for both males and females and the the act of doing such may be done for both genders.

i'm gonna give you a punch in the junk

by ryanyomomma December 26, 2008

junk gunk

When someone has shit in their ass and it moves forward to their balls.

Ah Jim, I forgot to wipe my ass and now I got junk gunk!

by Emilio Jimenez May 28, 2008

junk sniff

one who sniffs junk

That person is such a junk sniff

by The Sniffer of the Junk September 22, 2010

Junk Sleep

Poor quality sleep that makes you feel more tired than well-rested.

Keep calling Kevin, Keith? That's Junk Sleep.

by Matty Firm June 14, 2022

Junk Mail

The act of gloryholing through a mail box slot.

gloryhole Junk Mail

by Daywalker1989 April 29, 2011

floppy junk

Unwanted and excessive jiggling and swinging of the male genitalia during pelvic thrusting, often caused by the lack of restrictive underwear. Sometimes causes nausea or vomiting in others.

Girl #1: Did you see Johnny dancing last night? He had a seriously disgusting case of floppy junk going on.

Girl #2: Yeah, it made me want to blow donkey chunks. Jesus, buy some boxer briefs, dude.

by floppyjunkistheenemy February 27, 2008

junked (it) up

To screw up.

Greg tried to make dinner but he totally junked (it) up and burnt everything.

Dan junked up his elbow and shoulder learning to snowboard.

by skryblz March 25, 2009