Tea J

Tea Joint noun. A quantity of preferably high quality dried, flavored tea leaves wrapped in rolling paper. It is a clever, cheap, harmless and legal alternative to the classic Marijuana filled joint, causing a less substantial high. Its primary uses are to increase appetite and sex drive, and to practice blowing smoke rings. Good fun.

Yo man, i just hit that Tea J.

Dude your a loser what kinda faggot smokes Tea?

Fuck you man, im broke.

by B85134 October 15, 2010

burn a J

smoke a marijuana cigarette.

Harry the Hipster and Sam Feel-Good decided to burn a J before going to the library to study for their exam in Applied Hyper Mathematics.

by Rock Johnson June 01, 2006

j-kob

(v) the act of being fucked over due to your own stupidity.
(n) the result of fucked up redneck genetics and verbal parental abuse. Could also be someone you ridicule.

That Nigga just got j-kobbed by the cops.
Jacob just got expelled from school cause he wrote a threatening email to a teacher. Damn that nigga just got j-kobbed

by Guy who works at michaels December 23, 2007

j-line

Direct line to Jesus

Did you get a J-Line at church tonight? Are you a J-Line to your friends and family?

by JoyAdams November 15, 2006

J Cat

(Prison/Jail Term) Any person who is mentally unstable or requires psyche drugs to maintain.

That fool over there talking to himself, walking like a chicken is a J Cat.

by Wood Dawger October 03, 2005

J + M

Meant to be together. Firstly there will be some fights(cute figths) but once you accept the fact you have to be together you are going to be a lovely couple

J + M got married 1 month after they got together

by 1j April 09, 2021

J-lag

Anybody who is straight up tripping on the household product Robitussin.

Wow, look at that J-lag over there near the empty Robitussin box.

by JigglyjellyrollsBarret October 10, 2011