new york yankees

A manifestation of everything wrong with sports... and life.

Major League Baseball should have two teams: the New York Yankees, and everyone else.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 17, 2004

The New Yankee Workshop

The New Yankee Workshop is when you fuck a girl with the claw end of a rusty hammer , usually wearing nothing but a checkered short sleeve t-shirt and a pedophile like beard.Upon climax , you shove her face in a pile of saw dust.

Guy: Dude carol came over last night and she was so drunk she passed out in the garage.
Dude: Oh man what happened ?
Guy: Oh, I put on an episode of This Old House and gave her The New Yankee Workshop.
Dude: Yikes ! You're a sick fuck.
Guy: Yeah well you look like Ralph Macchio.

by radadam March 24, 2008

bats for the yankees

euphamism for one being homosexual; see batting for the yankees

see batting for the yankees

by Bunsen October 17, 2004

Yankee

An arrogant, dickhead, stuck up liberal from New England.

fuckthesouth dot com was made by the typical Yankee I describe above. Southerners are the only true Americans. We're laid back, friendly, and we don't give a shit about politics. And we don't like our hard earned money to be thrown away to crack addicts. The only reason we don't like Yankees, is because their rude. Also, The South is the most visited place in the USA. Not up there in New England. (Louisiana is the 2nd most visited state by tourists, and Florida is 3rd. Look it up sometime.)

by I Heart Grunge July 30, 2008

Yankee Envy

Fans of other teams hate the Yankees because they are so successful and they wish their team was more like the Yankees.

Brian is a mets fan and they haven't won a championship since 1986 meanwhile the Yankees keep piling up the Trophies. He hates it. He's got Yankee Envy big time.

by FTI76 July 10, 2010

nasty yankee

When a man shits in a womans mouth, and she then proceeds to give him head

My dick is still brown from when Aubrey gave me a nasty yankee!

by Kyle bitch May 8, 2008

damn yankee

Yankee: A northerner who vacations in the south and then goes back up north.

Damn Yankee: A northerner who vacations in the south and stays.

See that those people from up north moving into the house across the street? Yep, them damn Yankees intend to stay!

by aerafin July 20, 2012