funky balloon knot

When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.

I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.

by ButtholeLicker420 February 5, 2014

balloon knot

Noun referring to the female anus.

Wow!, did you see her balloon knot!

by JohnnyD_Urbanite January 20, 2017

maleloon knot

The sphincter opening of the make anus.

He graciously tongue punched Robert's maleloon knot.

by Carcass203 April 18, 2016

Fropel Knot

A Fropel Knot is when two women tie an anal bead with a rope and cover it in piss and shit before inserting it up the ass then yanking it out.

Me and my girl Katie loved doing a Fropel Knot, it was so hot!

by flapkacks November 15, 2023

Pull a knot

It means to hang your self. Aka commit suicide.

Person 1:Hah, I really could pull a knot rn. Person 2:Why? Person 1: I don’t want to be here…

by ScarTheDragon April 18, 2022

Whale knot

When your shit gets caught in your ass hair and makes little balls (or knots). Can also be known as dingleberry’s.

- Hey bro, I can’t come out tonight.
- why not?
- I’ve got to deal with a few whale knots... I’ll come out next weekend.

by JoeBerry November 25, 2019

Gilroy Garlic Knot

The act of tying up your sexual partner and shoving garlic into their ass until they shit them all out.

Holy shit, let's do the Gilroy Garlic Knot!

by ghghjfkj November 21, 2019