wanking jacket

A dressing gown, a bath robe. A garment one frequently pleasures oneself in after getting morning glory but before getting dressed.

Also, just as the Victorians would change into a 'smoking jacket' before enjoying a post-prandial cigar, in order that the smell of smoke clinging to their clothes did not later harm their chances of pulling the ladies, some contemporary gentlemen may prefer to change into their wanking jackets before bashing the bishop in order to prevent unsightly jizz stains from having much the same effect.

'I'd just had a particularly erotic dream about donkey punching Mariah Carey, so when I woke up with my usual morning wood, I had to crank one out straight away. However, as it was an unseasonally cold day, I thought I had better put on my wanking jacket first, so as to prevent myself catching a cold.

by Simon Dykes May 31, 2006

wanking pit

a wanking pit is bed/matress that sags in the middle, smells of man sweat, covered in stains and its secondry use is to be slept on

Ok mate, come round in 30 mins, i'm still in my wanking pit

by mr smith March 8, 2005

Japanese Pressure Washing

After having a hefty poo (normally in someone else's toilet), standing up and turning round to inspect the damage but noticing you've left a rather nasty looking skidmark on the bowl. To irradicate the skidmark you forcefully urinate on it, eroding it into nothingness. A second flush is always necessary in order to remove any fragments.

Sylvain was distraught when he inspected the dump he'd just done in his girlfriend, Julia's toilet - there were more skidmarks than on an Indy 500 circuit! Fortunately Sylvain was a crafty chap and realised that a decent spot of Japanese Pressure Washing would remove all the carnage.

by Gloria Specker November 5, 2010

the washing machine

When performing the act of the "donkey punch" goes horribly wrong and the woman goes into seizures and shakes on your "member" like a washing machine would.

That girl shook the washing machine all over me.

by Hsimpsons13 April 29, 2006

Tell your story walking

Depending on context there are two accepted meanings for this phrase.

Friendly: The story should be shared while we are in route.

Unfriendly: Whatever you have to say, say it while you are leaving.

Wow we are going to be late, can you "tell your story walking?

or

You are under arrest, put your hands behind your back. Don't give me any lip, "tell your story walking".

by Romale_2307 August 17, 2010

selective walking

Another word for stalking. Usually use by the stalker to make it sound like there not stalking.

'dude, stop stalking me'
'im not stalking you, i prefer to call it selective walking'

by amy peters October 12, 2005

Booker T. Washington High School for the Performing and Visual Arts

A selective arts high school in Dallas, Texas. Booker T. is located right in the heart of the Dallas Arts District next to the Meyerson Symphony Center, Winspear Opera House, Wiley Theater, the Dallas Museum of Art, as well as many other facilities.

Booker T. boasts many famous alumni, such as Norah Jones, Erykah Badu, Edie Brickell (Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians), Roy Hargrove and Elizabeth Mitchell (of "Lost").

The students at Booker T. are in high demand in the artistic and academic world, receiving acceptances to schools from Julliard to Harvard.

parent: My child is incredibly smart but also incredibly talented. I think I'll have her audition to attend Booker T. Washington High School for the Performing and Visual Arts instead of paying my retirement to send her to Hockaday or settling for a crappy apartment to send her to Highland Park!

by artspegasus February 11, 2010