Model of Walmart

Often too in shape or skinny-fat to be lumped in with the general People of Walmart, these are people (mostly women) who have fooled themselves into thinking they exist at the pinnacle of fashion. In reality however, they've completely given up and are just running around town in ugly gym clothes all day.

Hey! Check out the Model of Walmart coming this way. Goddamn, that camel monster between her legs is hungry for polyester and imitation elastic.

by Positive Language Contributor October 8, 2018

Walmart

a place regarded in various religions as the abode of God (or the gods) and the angels, and of the good after death, often traditionally depicted as being above the sky.

my friend died and went to walmart

by dón-an-amadán November 21, 2022

Walmarting

When you don't care how you are dressed in public

S/he was walmarting out and about today while shopping.

I saw a women walmarting today.

by seymourwhiplash November 17, 2015

Walmart whore

Someone who sleeps around with their co workers that works at walmart

Kody is such a walmart whore

by ItsbigUwant2see August 14, 2022

walmart baddie

A baddie you find at walmart.

Dam the girl working over there a walmart baddie.

by Baddie walmart worker March 12, 2023

walmart recipt lady

that one walmart lady who always takes you to the screening room

look at that ugly ''WALMART RECIPT LADY''

by Thatonemotamona December 15, 2022

Walmart Dweller

One (Usually decrepit and disgusting) individual who spends an unusually large amount of time at Walmart.

Bobby “Wow that lady is fucking weird looking. Why is she always here?”
Brandon “She is simply a Walmart Dweller. If you don’t bother her, don’t worry. She’ll be sure to bother you.”

by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021