wallet arse

The painful condition suffered by anyone who keeps their wallet in their back pocket while sitting down for long periods, such as when driving long distances. Serious cases of the condition develop during highway driving and/or when the sufferer is wearing skinny jeans.

Joel's wallet arse was so bad you could still see the manufacturer's brand imprinted on his right butt cheek a week after he got back.

by joelster7455 December 1, 2015

god's wallet

The wallet God gave you. A.K.A asshole. A wallet used primarily in prison.

"Hey Wayne!!! The guards are coming!!! Hide the shank in God's wallet!!"
" Tonight I'm hiding my dick in Wayne's God's wallet"

by jennyjugs December 12, 2015

slobber wallet

An index of people which one has received blowjobs from

"I added Jenny to my slobber wallet last night dude"

"No way you have 200 girls in your slobber wallet"

by Papabear94 December 31, 2015

walletism

It means a system meant to privilege only those who pay.
This can also include systems that are made to ruin the experience of free users deliberately to impose the supremacy of the wallet.

It's commonly called pay-to-win at massive multiplayer online games.

Dude, you've spent like 400 bucks on this game so you can beat everyone who hasn't spent any money. Walletism at its finest!

by Samurai Pizza Cat March 23, 2016

skin wallet

Due to no longer being able to continue intercourse do to injury, one would no longer have anymore "skin to give", hence having an empty "skin wallet".

I knew a guy named Enrique. This one time he was administering a female from the rear on a piece of plywood. His knees were so cut up he had to tell her "I can't finish, I got nothing left in the skin wallet".

by !@#$/^^/$#@!-'c August 15, 2018

rip in the wallet

Rip in the wallet means something that is very over priced, similar to rip off.

Those shoes were a big rip in the wallet.

by Luella2.0 May 29, 2018

Caesar’s Wallet

The act of having intercourse in public through the female unzipping her jeans and the male entering through the oepning and continuing to the vagina .

Beatrice was feeling hot and bothered in the park after a cold lunch and Larry suggested giving her a Caesar’s wallet . “One would love a ceasars wallet right now “

by JizzyTim June 11, 2018