Walking Wanker

Typically an individual, who walks on the street, who looks like an outright wanker.
A wanker being, a person who "wanks" (masturbates). Which in essence, includes everyone.

Some deviants may include: Wanka, Vanka, Wanko, Wenka, Wonka, Wnkah, 'anka, 'nkerrr, and etc.

A white pretentious tourist wanker walks down the sidewalk of a rural ghetto village in the Exotic slums of my anus, on the pothole ridden road rides a group of hooligans in a rundown black Toyota Rush, shouting out the malfunctioning windows the following phrase in an act of general defiance against imperialism, political correctness, and general wankery:
"Walking Wanker"

by dragon_ligon_deez December 24, 2016

Walking AIDS

(n.) a sexually permiscous person who has one or more sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). Usually known by all to be a whore.

Woah, dude look at that chick! She's so hot!
Dude...no...just...no.
Why, dude? Look at that ass!
Dude, she's walking AIDS.
...oh.

by dr. tran, PHD in kickin ur ass June 17, 2009

Walk of Fame

The strut a person performs while dressed in the same clothes they wore the previous night as they leave someone's house, apartment, condo, dorm room, office, hotel, motel, car, forest, etc. after just having sex with someone who is WAY WAY above their weight class and who without consuming massive amounts of drugs or alcohol (voluntarily) would otherwise never be caught dead having a conversation let alone a sexual relation with said person.

Mike: yo dude, didn't you wear that shirt last night?!? Are you headed back to the house just now?!! Awww....you're doing the ole walk of shame huh bud?!?
Steve: walk of shame?!? What!?! Nonsense man! I hooked up with friggin Sheryl last night!!!
Mike: Whoa! Sheryl!! GTFOH!!! She's way out of your league!
Steve: I know! That's why I'm walking back to the house so slowly. I want everyone to witness my Walk of Fame!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

mall-walking

When people get to a certain age they walk around the mall instead of walking outside.

The toilet is always near when you're mall-walking.

by CanadianTobyandAbel January 17, 2016

Dork walk

A form of walking characterized by exaggerated stride and arm swing, usually performed by white suburban women wearing headphones and athletic attire.

Since it isn't really strenuous, the dramatic motions and attire lets observers know they are exercising, not just too poor to afford a car.

Check that out that Dork Walker, she must work at the Ministry of Silly Walks.

by Silverbullet November 18, 2006

brown walk

The long walk to the bathroom when you really have to take a dump. Often dropping a Squeaker or two and avoiding sharting as you carefully walk to the bathroom. Similar to the brown swagger, except that it's more urgent, especially if you already have a turtle head poking out.

I was taking a brown walk and thought nobody was around so I ripped out a nice fart and ended up sharting on myself.

by khaytsus April 15, 2010

walk reggie

'Walk reggie' is an uncommon phrase used to describe smoking weed. Or 'bunning a zoot' commonly used by chavs. The phrase 'walk reggie' is usually used by young adults who haven't yet found their identity and still think that smoking marijuana is cool. These types of people usually think they are gods gift and that they can get any girl they want; frequently posting sexually explicit Facebook quotes and memes that are suppose to appeal to the opposite sex and is a way to tell the world that they are sexually active. However the need to post such context usually suggests that they tend to wank themselves to sleep with a box of tissues and a laptop instead of actually getting laid.

"Oi G, wanna walk reggie with me? Got that dank cheddar! dank dank cheddar

by RingRingKittenShutDown September 20, 2016