Wisconsin Jackhammer

When a guy cums, a female repeatedly punches him in the groin

Guy 1 - “Why does Tommy have an ice pack on his crotch?”
Guy 2 - “His girl back home gave him a Wisconsin Jackhammer last night.”
Guy 1 - “Such a lucky fella

by TrollHunter95 November 6, 2021

Wisconsin shuffle

When you dance nude with a your cousin without consent.

During preschool I did the Wisconsin shuffle with my sister.

by im_wubstep March 18, 2015

Wisconsin Hair Conditioning

When you ejaculate on the back of a woman's head, directly aiming the spunk at her hair.

You ever give a girl a Wisconsin Hair Conditioning, they sure do love it, does wonders for the curls!

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

wisconsin hotpocket

the act of adding cheese during anal sex as a lubricant and then eating the cheese afterwards.

I loved the wisconsin hotpocket I had last night.

by Cold Soda January 17, 2021

wisconsin

state of cheese curds

wisconsin has som good cheese curds ngl

by lanmor2013 August 19, 2023

Wisconsin self defense

Needless escalation of a tense situation followed by victim-playing on the part of the person who escalated the situation when their escalation turns against them.

I treated my cat's injury after he Wisconsin self defense'd a squirrel. He never learns

by Racoon Skittles November 22, 2021

Wisconsin Snowmobile

When a man is wearing skis and enters doggy position. The woman hooks her tongue to his exhaust pipe while he swings his sack around her chin like a punching bag. His excretion will thrust the couple in a snowmobile fashion.

I was real honey so I gave Carolyn a Wisconsin snowmobile

by BigRhonda69 July 20, 2023