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Wankers Whiplash

a sensation experienced when having a wank but you are disturbed by someone openning the door etc and you must turn around or pull your pants up very quickly.
I was having a wank yesterday when my mum was out but she came home early and I got wankers whiplash
by Aff September 27, 2005
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pussy whipped

When your bitch has your balls in a vice grip. You lose all sense of self and do whatever your girl wants for a chance at getting some pussy.
"Dude have you seen Alex? He is so pussy whipped. he ditched us just to go shopping with that whore, gigabowser!"
by pimpinC December 15, 2008
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whipping the bishop

"Man I had a rough day, I need to relieve some stress and start whipping the bishop".
by BOX8 June 11, 2008
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Shitty Whip

A sexual "position" in which the man is giving the woman anal sex, then quickly pulls out, flips the woman around, and whips her in the face with his penis.
"Kevi likes to shitty whip his wife."
by SlimKevi July 27, 2007
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paper-whip

To document an action or activity without actually performing the action or witnessing the activity.
Architect: I needed a retaining wall design so I just paper-whipped it with copy from another job.

Nuclear Technician 1: Hey, my geiger counter is broken and I need to fill out this report for the NRC, what am I gonna do?
Nuclear Technician 2; No problem, the readings were 17, 12 and 5 - all well within limits and believable. That's what you call a good old-fashioned paper-whippin', now let's go get us some liquor.
by Kongfire January 2, 2008
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Sopapilla Whippits

When you first bite into a sopapilla and you get a hot blast of greasy cinnamon air. It does get you a little high.
My favorite part of going to Casa Bonita, is taking in some fresh Sopapilla Whippits. And then going to Black Bart's cave.
by Ash666 January 18, 2008
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Pussy Whipped

A friend you wanted to hang out with that night ditches you to hangout with his new girlfriend. Bros before hoes

Always comes crawling back to his buddies when the relationship is over
Dude 1: hey man want to come over and drink a few beers and watch the game?

Dude 2: sure, I'm at the girls house right now. but im coming over im a minute.

NEXT DAY

Dude 1: What happend man, I had to drink the 24 by myself and passed out.

Dude 2: man she wouldn't let me leave, said I had to watch CSI with her

Dude 1: You pussy whipped bitch

Dude 2: I am not, you just jealous I have a girlfriend
by Fuckassbitchnigga November 2, 2009
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