Landienie with the big weenie

He is a hot little guy with a hat, he always wants me to suck his dick but I say no. So, I tell him I will only if he does. So Landon has got a huge cosmically large cock.

Landon u r Landienie with the big weenie *moans

by NateTheBate69 October 11, 2023

Projectile Weenis Syndrome

A type of disability usually accompanied by the symptoms of your weenis disattaching from your body and accelerating until it reaches the stratosphere at any random moment in time.

"You have Projectile Weenis Syndrome? Man, that's gotta suck, im sorry bro."

by Dr. WahtTehMcFuhk November 8, 2022

red hot weenie

A Penis when it is fully erect, usually when the Penis is flowing with blood.

"Dude! I got a red hot weenie!"

by Uub lin Skant November 7, 2022

bite the green weeny

To die.

Don't fall off that cliff or you'll bite the green weeny.

by jcoffland May 10, 2010

Weenie In My Pants

to misunderstand someone for something very inappropriate. Similar to a Freudian slip.

Bob: I just did another
You: You just did my mother?
Bob: Na bro thats not what I said.
You: Sorry that was totally a "weenie in my pants"

by CaptainUndiePants November 16, 2010

Ultra meanie weenie

A phrase often used to describe an illiterate fetus boy by the name of Josh Edwards

Nice person 1: Ew, have you talked to Josh today?
Nice person 2: Yes, *eye roll* I very much dislike that that ultra meanie weenie

by Isthismandatory March 25, 2019

d 7 weenie

Level 7 weenie/penis/dick. An achievement of having a 7 inch penis that has been inside a minimum of 10 vaginas of equal or higher age, should be seen as a sign of power and confidence to rival God unless in the presence of a higher level

Bob: He has unlock the legendary d 7 weenie
Jeff: Impossible that's only possible with a dark type

by Godbush August 6, 2022