Deep wash

Putting a water bottle right to the back of your throat to drink it.

Person 1: "Hey, can I have some of your water?"

Person 2: "Yeah, just don't deep wash."

by Basketcasethatisconfusedaboutm July 3, 2019

Car wash

When you blow a load in someone’s face and turn around and fart in there face.

The girl had cum on her face and was plugging her nose because I gave her a car wash.

by The original Carwasher March 30, 2019

Christ-Washing

The act of taking a piece of literature from a pagan culture and recording it with noticeable new additions of Christian imagery or references. Most commonly performed by monks in early Europe.

Beowulf, proud Dane and Definite Viking comes to save the Mead Hall. "Thank Holy God in His goodness!"
The monk kicked back, Christ-Washing complete.

by ThatOneKindaCoolGuy April 8, 2019

Dick wash

A concept in which there's a car wash-style spinning brush but instead of a ton of spinning flaps it's a ton of spinning dicks, and instead of the car, it's someone who's sexually promiscuous. The concept is used when you've had an influx of sexual partners/potential sexual partners, or when you are going dick hunting at the bar or club.

"Oh my gosh I've been flirting with so many guys recently I feel like I'm going through the dick wash!"
"Let's go out tonight, I haven't had sex in so long , I need to go through the dick wash"

by ratchetrachelxox May 31, 2018

Pigeon wash

A wash at the sink

I'm going to get a pigeon wash at the sink.

by Jellybeanpoo69 October 3, 2017

nigga wash

getting a soapy as rag and instead of getting in the shower you just wash your body at the sink with the rag

i dont have time to take a shower so imma just do a nigga wash

by yooooo 124 November 1, 2017

washing the glove

When you nut in your palm and then fist a bitch.

Me and my old lady are planning on washing the glove tonight.

by smackmondo February 19, 2018