West Virginia Incest

The act of having pure, heterosexual, vanilla sex with a partner that is not related to you in any way. No pissing, shitting, violence, or whatever other unspeakable ask that could be thought of.

West Virginian 1: I got laid last night.
West Virginian 2: With who?
West Virginian 1: Gabriella BigTits
West Virginian 2: Bro, that's some crazy West Virginia incest.

by RadRifle03 May 25, 2016

West Virginia Pigroast

Much like the famous Alabama Pigroast, but with a true West Virginia tradition. Three cousins engage in the act of hitting the girl cousin from behind while the other male cousin receives head simultaneously. The male cousins proceed to arm wrestle in the back of the female cousin.

We need to get this West Virginia Pigroast over fast! The winner is due at the next one before the family reunion weekend is over! The grand champions get to perform with grandma!

by TheAC February 24, 2020

Virginia finger-bowl

An ashtray full of cigarette butts that has been left out in the rain.

I was out back having a smoke. I looked for an ashtray but all you have is a disgusting Virginia finger-bowl.

by BrysonW December 8, 2012

West Virginia Lollipop

When a large bosom woman plunges her breasts into a bowl of a fruit flavored alcoholic beverage with the intentions of having the beverage licked or sucked off. Different informal terms are used in different places, including West Virginia lolly, West Virginia sucker, West Virginia sticky-pop, etc. West Virginia Lollipops are available in many flavors and shapes. West Virginia Lollipops are often the first step in a series concluding with the purchase of a morning-after-pill.

Dorothy made up for the slow service when she offered me a West Virginia lollipop then showed me her gina.

by redics gideons July 10, 2012

virginia face mask

When the brother shoots his load on his sister's face and the mother licks it off.

I gave my sister a Virginia face mask but my mom walked in...

by anonymous May 10, 2023

West Virginia Eyepatch

The act of a group of men proceed to nut on someone's eyelid, covering the eye and thus resembling an eyepatch. The term is typically used in homiesexual banter or as a threat. Totally not canonical to the location of origin.

Man, Joe really wants to give John a West Virginia Eyepatch.

by frosty beats August 8, 2022

Morgantown West Virginia

Least depressing city in west virginia. Still can be pretty depressing though. Decent amount of crime. Still a pretty dope place.

Let's go to Morgantown West Virginia!

by proreitard September 10, 2022