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West Virginia Blowjob

When you hang your inbred child or children from your beaver lips, therefore making them appear as hoop loops or saggy diaper ass.
I was getting a West Virginia Blowjob at the unemployment office when all of a sudden my children's father came in.
by dont give a fuck about you August 29, 2017
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Virginia Beach oceanfront

Basically a mini version of LA, but less crime
by thYMEE October 16, 2022
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virginia face mask

When the brother shoots his load on his sister's face and the mother licks it off.
I gave my sister a Virginia face mask but my mom walked in...
by anonymous May 10, 2023
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West Virginia Pigroast

Much like the famous Alabama Pigroast, but with a true West Virginia tradition. Three cousins engage in the act of hitting the girl cousin from behind while the other male cousin receives head simultaneously. The male cousins proceed to arm wrestle in the back of the female cousin.
We need to get this West Virginia Pigroast over fast! The winner is due at the next one before the family reunion weekend is over! The grand champions get to perform with grandma!
by TheAC February 24, 2020
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West Virginia erasure

noun phrase

1. the tendency to ignore, remove, falsify, or re-explain favorable claims or information pertaining to the U.S. state of West Virginia in history, academia, the news media, etc. In its most extreme form, WV erasure can include the belief that WV itself does not exist.
Karen: Based on the geographical references in the lyrics, like "Blue Ridge Mountains" and "Shenandoah River", many have argued that John Denver shortened “western Virginia” to “west Virginia” (lowercase ‘w’) because the extra syllable would have disrupted the cadence. Plus, the actual road that inspired the song initially is Clopper Road in Gaithersburg, Maryland.

Ava: Please, miss me with that West Virginia erasure bull shit! If you consider the lyrics, "miner's lady" and "stranger to blue water", the song "Country Roads" is clearly referring to the state of West Virginia. To this day, WV is 2nd only to WY in coal production. There are coal mines in VA but it's negligible compared to WV and other states. Most notably is the fact that WV is a landlocked state but VA is not. VA has a long Atlantic Ocean coastline, whereas, WV does not border any ocean. WV has plenty of rivers and lakes so, when you hear, "blue water", this is clearly in reference to ocean water.
by FinelyThreaded March 9, 2023
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Virginia rat slap

When your girlfriend plays "bop it" with your penis
My girlfriend gave me the good ol' Virginia rat slap last night
by ABiggerNigger May 18, 2022
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West Virginia Incest

The act of having pure, heterosexual, vanilla sex with a partner that is not related to you in any way. No pissing, shitting, violence, or whatever other unspeakable ask that could be thought of.
West Virginian 1: I got laid last night.
West Virginian 2: With who?
West Virginian 1: Gabriella BigTits
West Virginian 2: Bro, that's some crazy West Virginia incest.
by RadRifle03 May 25, 2016
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