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West Virginia Incest

The act of having pure, heterosexual, vanilla sex with a partner that is not related to you in any way. No pissing, shitting, violence, or whatever other unspeakable ask that could be thought of.
West Virginian 1: I got laid last night.
West Virginian 2: With who?
West Virginian 1: Gabriella BigTits
West Virginian 2: Bro, that's some crazy West Virginia incest.
by RadRifle03 May 25, 2016
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West Virginia relining

When a woman's genitalia become so used up it ain't good for anything so you take a bone in ham, turkey leg, chicken leg (depending on amount of use it has seen) and you place said relining tool inside the woman's genitalia and remove just the bone leaving said relining material inside and removing the handle aka bone.
Man I got with this chick the other day and we hooked up but she was soo loose I couldn't get off. She texted for some more the next day and I said " only if we stop and get a turkey leg to give you a west Virginia relining.
by Hambone7891 August 20, 2021
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Virginia finger-bowl

An ashtray full of cigarette butts that has been left out in the rain.
I was out back having a smoke. I looked for an ashtray but all you have is a disgusting Virginia finger-bowl.
by BrysonW December 8, 2012
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West Virginia Lollipop

When a large bosom woman plunges her breasts into a bowl of a fruit flavored alcoholic beverage with the intentions of having the beverage licked or sucked off. Different informal terms are used in different places, including West Virginia lolly, West Virginia sucker, West Virginia sticky-pop, etc. West Virginia Lollipops are available in many flavors and shapes. West Virginia Lollipops are often the first step in a series concluding with the purchase of a morning-after-pill.
Dorothy made up for the slow service when she offered me a West Virginia lollipop then showed me her gina.
by redics gideons July 10, 2012
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West Virginia erasure

noun phrase

1. the tendency to ignore, remove, falsify, or re-explain favorable claims or information pertaining to the U.S. state of West Virginia in history, academia, the news media, etc. In its most extreme form, WV erasure can include the belief that WV itself does not exist.
Karen: Based on the geographical references in the lyrics, like "Blue Ridge Mountains" and "Shenandoah River", many have argued that John Denver shortened “western Virginia” to “west Virginia” (lowercase ‘w’) because the extra syllable would have disrupted the cadence. Plus, the actual road that inspired the song initially is Clopper Road in Gaithersburg, Maryland.

Ava: Please, miss me with that West Virginia erasure bull shit! If you consider the lyrics, "miner's lady" and "stranger to blue water", the song "Country Roads" is clearly referring to the state of West Virginia. To this day, WV is 2nd only to WY in coal production. There are coal mines in VA but it's negligible compared to WV and other states. Most notably is the fact that WV is a landlocked state but VA is not. VA has a long Atlantic Ocean coastline, whereas, WV does not border any ocean. WV has plenty of rivers and lakes so, when you hear, "blue water", this is clearly in reference to ocean water.
by FinelyThreaded March 9, 2023
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virginia face mask

When the brother shoots his load on his sister's face and the mother licks it off.
I gave my sister a Virginia face mask but my mom walked in...
by anonymous May 10, 2023
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West Virginia Blowjob

When you hang your inbred child or children from your beaver lips, therefore making them appear as hoop loops or saggy diaper ass.
I was getting a West Virginia Blowjob at the unemployment office when all of a sudden my children's father came in.
by dont give a fuck about you August 29, 2017
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