Van Dijk

To be the best defender in the whole world.

"He's our centre half. He's our number 4! Watch him defend. And we watch him score... He can pass the ball. Calm as you like. He's Virgil Van Dijk. He's Virgil Van Dijk!

by BlazingZ January 14, 2019

Van Sandwich

When an old bald guy eats an old sandwich that has been left in a van for days.

Have you talked to Dave? He got the shits after eating that van sandwich.

by BigBadJonW January 22, 2019

Van Goghnuts

Doughnuts but very artisanal.

I am very classy so I eat Van Goghnuts

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Dingle Van

A van which is an acctuall shit hole ( it is filthy and like mank )

Corr look at that van , looks like a proper Dingle Van

by Fstd April 28, 2019

van woman

A female who is VERY creepy and usually don't talk to many people. Because of that, what does she do after school?

Guy 1 - Holy shit, have you seen Becka? She's a van woman.
Guy 2 - Yea, she is...

by ZackyZack October 23, 2017

Nguyen Van

Surname of the great Chinese King.

Nguyen Van built the Great Wall of China.
All hail Nguyen Van!
The great emperor Nguyen Van!
Nguyen Van dynasty.

by Kekssi22 May 10, 2017

Van Loader

People who will do anything to work for the famous.

Dude...that guy is a total Van Loader ...he'll do anything to hang out with The Stones

by Kittycares March 3, 2018