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A profane website where young teenagers hold their erect penises in one hand while their other hand furiously informs the world of foolishly prepubescent gobbledegook using a keyboard and a mouse, although how they manage to use both at the same time with only one hand is unfathomably irrelevant. It should be noted that while the information including the way in which women are able to hold erect penises has been omitted, Urban Dictionary is not a censored website. That information has been left out, on purpose, even though we're positive that you're just dying to know. Perverts...
Urban Dictionary: Ages Puberty to Maturity. Recommended for those under the age of 18 who suffer from extreme boredom or a lack of general teenage knowledge. Side effects may include increased ass holishness and a definite decline in IQ and/or levels of maturity. Best used during day time hours.
by TheOfficiallyOfficialOfficial November 30, 2011
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A website that needs to replace the Gifs with images we found on the internet so we can show off cool Artwork and stuff.
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A place that pre-teens/teen go on to search up there name screen shot one post that makes them just the best person and then post on some social media Manly Snapchat
Oi bruv I just looked up my name on Urban Dictionary it says Im loving caring and funny I got to put this on my Snapchat story
by Some guy called nick June 1, 2019
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Inaccurate catalyst for ignorant, bitter, myopic creatures to derive silly words that may absolutely no sense for fun to satisfy their own lame pathetic ignorant existence. Can dish it but sure can't take it or post it.
You created a new senseless word?! Okay let's post it on Urban Dictionary cause that's the only place where you can find other dumb stupid words.
by EffU January 14, 2015
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this smart one, also the site you go to when you've nothing else to do.
You are looking up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary
by tox123 December 14, 2014
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Urban Dictionary is an online dictionary that was formerly used to find out about slang and other serious things but eventually got overrun by teenagers posting about sex positions and hot chicks.
Guy 1: What the hell is the worm?
Guy 2: It's a sex move.
Guy 1: How do you know all this stuff?
Guy 2: Two words. Urban Dictionary!
Guy 1: Fuck
by sacksmoker May 30, 2014
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