ur mom

the gayest thing ever alive

richard: ''ur mom is gay''

cody: ''yea she is''

by general_retard May 28, 2018

ur mom

a comeback only fifth graders use when they can’t think of anything else to say

you’re ugly!
so is ur mom !!

by broski❤️ April 27, 2019

Ur mom

When someone dumb af and asks you some stupid question just say “ur mom”

Dude1: that was good!

Dude2: ur mom was good

Dude1: what show you want to watch?

Dude2: ur mom

Dude1: *shows up*

Dude2: I still owe ur mom 20$ for last night

by Lil_popercorn March 13, 2019

ur in a helicopter

Ur in a helicopter (short for urine helicopter) is the term I made up for when you twist a guys dick and let it go as he urinates and the fluid spins in a spiral as his dick unwinds. Think of a liquid Meatspin if this doesn't make sense.

One guy says to his gal: the "ur in a helicopter" you gave me last night was sensational
she replies with: I'm glad you liked your "ur in a helicopter"

by I am but a humble squid August 26, 2016

ur mom

ur mom

ur mom is hot

by NateWentRogue August 21, 2022

Ur mom

The wonderful woman that birthed you also a term used for stupid kids to try and insult you

Joker-Ur mom gey
Me-no

by Aj_Yeeyee May 8, 2019

Ur ard

Often people called mason and Sarosh think they are ard, it is basically when you think you are a road man and a funny geezer but actually your a gay homo.

Oi oi ur ard

by XxJooahwaxX October 22, 2019