INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

pinky, middle and index finger up

This means they are a sad gay loner, with a hairy shit covered cum stained taint you don’t want to associate yourself with. The person that does this pose gets 0 bitches and will probably die a virgin. Being drunk is not a valid excuse.

Girl 1: look at this photo isn’t he cute

Girl 2: ye but look he’s only holding his pinky, middle and index finger up

Both: *proceed to projectile vomit followed by deleting the photo and ghosting him for the rest of eternity*

by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022

(insert object) me up

When One is about to perform an act, they shall say the place/object that this involves to indicate that tehy are about to perform this task. This phrase also refers to someone asking for something.

Bathroom/french fry/homework/apple me up!

by BG Daniel May 13, 2005

Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

Do it

Stop wasting time, Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

by Jay.Vee.Zee November 23, 2021

indirectly hooked up

hooking up with the same person that another person has hooked up with, therefore you hooked up with each other

julie and lisa both sucked william's little wiener.

so they've indirectly hooked up

by kegggggggggggggggggggggggggggg December 11, 2012

Index Finger Up

This is when you lift your ugly ass index finger up to let people know your about to let one out, they may not know this and be startled by the disgusting smell.

John : **Lifts finger up**
Victim : ? U tellin me to wait? *Smells fart* Oh my god what’s that smell??
John : I don’t know *Turns around and giggles like a bitch*
Note : Index Finger Up is the action not the word.

by YaBoiWitTheTerms February 16, 2018

(insert object) me up

ben deben's way of asking for something

UHHH FRENCHFRY me up

by MARKY MARK March 19, 2005