Laying Tarmac

The act of a man laying a steaming stool along the length of their partners back, squashing it in with his ass cheeks like a steam roller. And then ejaculating along the length of it in essence painting the white lines along it like a road.

Did you hear, Dave was laying tarmac with Andy yesterday.

by BrapBrapSmokethaCrack April 26, 2022

Brendan Tolman

Guy who drives Toyota Tacoma through elementary schools.

Looks at the damages then drives away

Please do not pull a Brendan Tolman, everything is going to be okay

by Johnny Manzel February 22, 2023

Busted Toemas

A guy named Thomas that busted his toe.

Yo there is a busted Toemas in our school

by ijiuhi December 14, 2023

Rares Toma

The best thing that happened to this society. Super funny guy who takes every joke so well, treats everyone so nicely, and just makes you feel like you’re on top of the world every time he speaks to you. He likes a lot of things, so hold on to something while he’s talking about them. He’s super interesting and intelligent, might make others feel stupid with how smart he is. He’s really pretty, too. The kind of pretty that makes you smile like a dumbass while trying to write your English essay. He has the sexiest smile, and the cutest eyes known to the world. Is the type of person to consult when you’re questioning your life, since he’s full of great advice everyone should at least consider. He’s just nice pretty and smart. Would definitely recommend.

“Man I really miss my boyfriend.”
“You mean Rares Toma?”
“No that’s personalhandwash’s boyfriend :P”

by personalhandwash October 11, 2025

bohemian butt tomahawk

Put a potato in a long tube sock have a girl bend over facing away from you. You turn away from her, swing the potato down between your legs until you smash her in the ass.

That girl got me so hard I decided to reward her with a bohemian butt tomahawk.

by Gloryholster August 8, 2017

suck my rusty tomahawk

A way to tell someone to suck a dick or to just fuck off in general

Simon really needs to suck my rusty tomahawk

by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017

Tits to the tarmac

The girl version of balls to the wall. When the party is getting on!

Jules: “are we going big tonight ladies?”

Emma: “damn right, girls its ‘tits to the tarmac’ time…let’s go.

by anonymous July 25, 2025