Meat Rattle

Violent shaking of your nut sack while gobbling to attract a sexual partner.

I’ve never seen those legs open faster than when I gave her the meat rattle!

by Things hooligans say June 17, 2020

drunk meat

The intoxicated passengers in a vehicle who are being driven home from a drunken night on the town by a designated driver.

Last night I was the designated driver, so I had to drive the drunk meat home after we left the bar.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 23, 2005

Road Meat

A derogatory term for a groupie, describing them as nothing more than easy sex for traveling musicians, actors, athletes, etc.

She acts like they have this special relationship but she doesn't seem to understand that she's nothing more than road meat to him.

by leo3375 March 2, 2009

Meat Crepe

The folds of tissue at the opening of the vulva, also known as the labia. Colloquially this may also be known as a sausage wallet, tuna taco, penis penitentiary, etc.

Dude 1: Yo bro, I just ate your sister's meat crepe.
Dude 2: Did she make it with bacon or sausage this time?
Dude 1: Nah bruh, I'm talking about her labia.
Dude 2: That's nasty bro she's my sister, but way go man!

by Also Frankie Muniz November 14, 2020

Meat Lock

When two guys put their dicks into a Chinese Finger Trap.

Last night, those two gay guys meat locked for a whole hour.

by Louns O'Tool October 18, 2009

zipper meat

The chunks of meat in a man's pants fly after he make the horrible mistake of zipping his penis.

Rabbi Jewski broke a Guinness world record last week when he performed his own circumcision. The zipper meat was peeled off of his pants zipper and placed in a plaque next to his Guinness plaque for the whole congregation to admire.

by Unfortunate Ted October 11, 2011

meat troll

retronym: a person who pulls nasty crap on you in the real world instead of on social media

Joan Rivers could be a real meat troll toward other famous people in her monologues.

by doowopqueen May 24, 2016