Lemur Fight

The way two Lemurs fight, but can also be applied to two human males. Both males, in their naked form approach one another. Using different body motions such as a jive, bounce, side-to-side, or helicopter, each male tries to make the other laugh first by displaying their genitalia in a ridiculous manner. The first male to laugh looses.

An act of male dominance and drunken awkwardness.

Bob: You know I like Lindsey and I met her first!
Sam: Yeah but she enjoys spending time with me more!
Bob: Looks like I'm going to have to Lemur Fight you for her!

Sam: *Disrobes*

by Shamalemurdingdong June 27, 2011

flight fight

A family traveling on an aircraft to somewhere that can't decide what movies to watch in what order before arriving at their destination.

Air Hostess to Mr and Mrs Johnson and the 8 children "Do you really want to spoil this journey for all the passengers just because of your pathetic flight fight?"

by Jewish madam July 5, 2018

Nan Fight

Your Nan goes to bingo every Friday with the girls and every week she wins. The other Nan's are fed up with it and decide to take it into there own hands. Your Nan obviously wins because she hits the gym up on a daily basis.

"Did you see your nan fight last night?" asked Adam
"Yeah she curb stomped the fuck out of Agnes" said George

by mynanplaysbingo May 5, 2018

Fighting the Hydra

When one male pleasures at least 5 other males. Every time one male releases he is replaced by 2 others

Mike likes fighting the hydra. He most likes when one guy finishes and is replaced my more heads.

by pirot101 September 16, 2013

Dick Fight

When a mans penis is erect and they use it to fight another man. They can use their penis too.

Yeah man we had a dick fight last night.

by cursedspinel November 2, 2019

Crip Fight

An organised secret underground cripple fight club.

Got myself a ticket for the crip fight tonight , you in?

by URBANLSI July 12, 2021

Fight Club

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

Rules, Fight Club. “Fight Club.” Fight Club, Fight Club, www.diggingforfire.net/fightclub/.

You do not talk about Fight Club therefore you will never have to.

You do not talk about Fight Club.

by Adexen December 8, 2016