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Fair-weather Flirt

A friend or acquaintance who flirts with others only when they do not have a more desirable romantic interest:
Sally and I have been hitting it off lately via text, even exchanging some salacious images. I thought for sure we were going down a path of romantic exploration, but now that her ex-boyfriend, Frank, is back in her life, she turned out to be a fair-weather flirt and won’t even reply to me.
by Pixylicious May 18, 2018
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Science Fair High

When nerds are at science fair, they may enter a state of extreme boredom waiting for results. This usually results in random dance parties, running around, breaking tables, and crawling on the floor.
Crowd of freshman nerds: "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
Nerdy Senior: "They are so science fair high.. stupid freshmen."
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my fair lady

A statement said when you are courting and a skeezer is of good upstanding and has gorgeous features.
How doth ye be, my fair lady?
by Kingo Lion September 7, 2016
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it fair mordor strong

Used specifically in StarCraft maps. This is the excuse of any complete noob when he asks for a 4 vs 1 in a map designed for 2 vs 1.
Fury: 4 vs 1 eh?
aragorn65: it fair mordor strong
by EternalFury July 11, 2006
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laissez-faire liberal

Raises money for social programs but does not spend it.

Antonym of compassionate conservative.
by AbnormalBoy September 15, 2004
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stole it fair and square

1. When you tell the person "hey I'm stealing this (typically an object of no value)" with an undertone of 'and there aint a damn thing you are gonna do about it'.
2. When a person sees you pick up an object and turn and walk away with it and don't say anything about it.
Person one: he said you took his whistle
Person two: yeah but I stole it fair and square man, I told him I was taking it
by Hrmnypeacelove August 11, 2017
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fair's field party

An amazing place to party if you're looking for an awful time. You're not getting laid from any girls that show up if you don't have a razor or a truck that's beat to shit. Not to mention that most of the girls that show up there are still in High School. Average age of men that arrive are 19-22. Average age of woman that arrive are 15-18. The young girls are always up for a good and sexual time if you provide alcohol and a ride in your razor. You may think their fires are made out of firewood? Nope, their fires are made out of used tires. In this case, if you've been to any field parties at fairs, you should probably get a CT scan the following month to see if you have lung cancer. Locals may show up and either stab or shoot you. If your bored and that's your type of crowd, get out there!
Hey what are you up to tonight man?
Nothing, I might go to fair's field party?
Don't go unless you have a razor or a taste in underage woman...
uhhh I'm good, It doesn't sound like a very good time...
That's what I thought, let that cesspool have fun!
by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019
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