Sleepy tired Mad

Me rn

I Sleepy Tired Mad

by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 7, 2019

flat tire-dness

A state of fatigue so terminal that you cannot roll another foot, having all the shapely utility, bounce and style of a flat tire, the air completely taken out of you.

Another day, after another sleepless night, feeling so deflated that no air hose, pressure gauge or patch could address his flat tire-dness. Yet he'd get through it, for sure, he'd do everything needed of him, as he's done yesterday, and the day before, and the... day...... before........... huh?! Me?? Yeah, no, I'm awake! Just turn the key, give it a little gas... sure, let's go.

by Monkey's Dad September 13, 2023

tired eyes of a shrew

When you’re so tired your eyes are as small as a shrews!

Damn martin, you have the tired eyes of a shrew!

by Evlo_ November 16, 2019

I'm dang tired

Your very tired and instead of d*mn you said dang, because we don't curse

I'm dang tired

by Seriously no March 19, 2021

Pump My Tires

When someone feels the need to speak highly of themselves, to increase their worth.

Person 1: Yeah, I am pretty awesome at soccer, after saving all of those goals.
Person 2: That, or you have some good defenders.

Person 1: Hey, hey...just let me pump my tires, okay?

by WingustheDingus April 4, 2015

Flat tire Sitch

When a chick finally gets dick but he only lasts 30 seconds

Eric finally put out but it was a flat tire Sitch.

by Alaskagirl May 23, 2015

i'm so tired

A phrase that Jeff says to express his lack of rest

Aaron: What's new?
Jeff: I'm so tiiiiiiiirred!

by ohyeahbabywoo March 5, 2005