Pump My Tires

When someone feels the need to speak highly of themselves, to increase their worth.

Person 1: Yeah, I am pretty awesome at soccer, after saving all of those goals.
Person 2: That, or you have some good defenders.

Person 1: Hey, hey...just let me pump my tires, okay?

by WingustheDingus April 4, 2015

Flat tire Sitch

When a chick finally gets dick but he only lasts 30 seconds

Eric finally put out but it was a flat tire Sitch.

by Alaskagirl May 23, 2015

Sleepy tired Mad

Me rn

I Sleepy Tired Mad

by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 7, 2019

Dominican Tire Shop

A shithole of a business in a deplorable, undesirable, shithole of a Spanish minority neighborhood that specializes in used tire flat fix repairs with a unqualified clueless staff of barely legal employees that do not pay taxes because they did not know they would have to. Often trashing the local neighborhood and only speak English when you have to pay for services rendered. But well known for their world renowned free air pump.

Jose was the proud owner of the Dominican Tire Shop that had no clue what they were doing.

Thank god for the free air pump at the Dominican Tire Shop.

by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019

I'm dang tired

Your very tired and instead of d*mn you said dang, because we don't curse

I'm dang tired

by Seriously no March 19, 2021

tired eyes of a shrew

When you’re so tired your eyes are as small as a shrews!

Damn martin, you have the tired eyes of a shrew!

by Evlo_ November 16, 2019

i'm so tired

A phrase that Jeff says to express his lack of rest

Aaron: What's new?
Jeff: I'm so tiiiiiiiirred!

by ohyeahbabywoo March 5, 2005