bagel throat

The feeling of a phlegm-like, sticky substance in the throat, perhaps after eating a bagel.

*clears throat* "just bagel throat guys"

by therealharrypotter November 24, 2013

Laser Throat

A painful throat condition similar to that of having lasers shot at your throat.

Connie can't come out because she has laser throat.

by stutterisland May 9, 2010

Throat hungry

A girl who cant give enough blow jobs.

That chick went down on the whole fraternity. She's one throat hungry bitch.

by Carl hungo August 15, 2017

Throat Weiner

The hanging down thing in the back of your throat

I dont know what Jeff was doing last night, but his throat weiner is swollen terribly.

by Ironhead66 June 14, 2022

Ash throat

The feeling of burning in the throat after consuming marijuana continuously.

Dude I got ash throat. Damn bro that must hurt. HELL YAH

by Fr. Chase Makalestir April 14, 2019

Throat Tamer

A liquid used to numb the throat to relax the gag reflex and allow for easier swallowing.

My boyfriend is such an ass. He said that I had to drink Sleepytime Throat Tamer before giving him a blow job so I could swallow without gagging.

by NaptownRose November 1, 2012

Throat Turd

To fabricate, misinform, misrepresent, concoct, con, victimize, string along and exaggerate to the extent that the words coming out of the mouth are not created by the brain but the bowels. Typically people deemed as "full of shit" will frequently release these in hopes of duping you. They do not however smell the stank coming from the hole in their face.

Do you really expect anyone to believe the throat turds your mouth is currently birthing?

by AllieBamaGirl August 11, 2017