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Bach's spoon

“The most literal answer is the best”

Bach’s spoon is much like occams razor “the simplest answer is the best”. As he pulls out a big spoon as a witty reply to his friends comment “only a spoonful”. Bach acknowledges that a “spoonful” is only an abstract form of measurement therefore he subverts expectations by pulling out a large spoon. This spoon being full would drain the contents of the tub of ice cream due to its size. Bach can only come to this answer by pushing “spoonful” to its most literal definition. His friends language makes it so that Bach is able to exploit the agreement without voiding the terms of “a spoonful". Therefore making the most literal answer the best one.
"My doctor said I should limit myself to one cup of coffee a day so I employed the principle of Bach's spoon and bought a 32 ounce coffee cup".
by xucez December 2, 2020
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spoon shave

Scraping the food off a baby's chin and cheeks with his/her spoon.
Baby Grayson was so messy with his pureed carrots, I had to give him a spoon shave after every bite.
by SammyPie April 21, 2011
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smelt the spoon

smelt the spoon is a game where you put a spoon in the microwave, turn it on, and wait for a fire.
by how did you find this October 20, 2021
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soda spoon

The metal piece used to open a soda can, also known as a soda tab.
The soda spoon broke off the can, so I can't open it now.
by Human#4 August 29, 2023
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topside spoon

When a person lies face down flat and another person lies on top giving anal.
"Hey, I heard Rory and Kai did topside spoon last night and thought it was great fun."

OR

"You're topside spooning me right now!"
by RHINO & CHAM December 2, 2016
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spoon toes

Toes that look like spoons. They are often hairy.
Molly: Have you seen Jake without socks on?
Josh: No, why?
Molly: He has hairy ass spoon toes.
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SPOON SHAKER

SOMEONE WHOS ALWAYS GETTING DOWN WITH THER BAD SELF
man that guy is such a SPOON SHAKER

i know right
by youknow1998 September 6, 2011
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