white net crawl

the act of making love in a hammock

Hey Love, let's do the white net crawl tonight.

by J.Karai July 6, 2009

Net

A male who is still a virgin at an age older than 25.

Wait you’re a net!! Sorry that’s a deal breaker.

by Paris Darling June 11, 2018

Orange Netting

A disappointment after some buildup, or the realization that something really cool at first is actually lame after a short while. Something that everyone thought was going to be fire but was just kinda mid

Yeah man the first couple of episodes were awesome but they ran out of ideas and now it's just orange Netting.

by Sir Isaac Hunt January 1, 2024

Nigger-net

Frustratingly slow internet.

Oh my Twitter is slow, I've got nigger-net.

by GrandmaRapistGroyper April 2, 2025

net-tan

The particular hue that a person’s face assumes when constantly lit by an iPad, mobile phone, computer or tablet.

Look at (insert name here) she/he has a lovely glowing net-tan. He/she really should get out more.

by pbdrivers December 28, 2017

Fish Netting

When you're nondiscrimatorily swiping right on a dating app, such as Tinder, in order to collect and filter through matches much like how fish nets are used by fisherman.

Person 1: "why are you swiping right on everyone?"

Person 2: "haven't had much luck lately so I'm just fish Netting to see what's out there."

by zismahname May 12, 2018

spiked through the net

When your boy bums you so hard that the condom breaks when he busts in your booty.

Nate: Yo Andy, why's your booty dripping?
Andy: Awe Frick! Max must have spiked through the net again...
Max: Sure did Andy. Sure did.

by cuckfart October 13, 2020