llama lassoing

A sexual act so disturbing that only the most filthy mongrels take part in. Random assortments of anal, masturbation, oral, and usually ends on a rusty hook.

I'm going to take part in the llama lassoing this weekend at camp, we'll go out back and destroy our eyes.

by Lovelylady93 August 09, 2019

Hobo Llama

Zach Stutzman. <3

THis one guy that I know is a hobo llama. This is for him.

by toxic rave panda October 12, 2011

llama

a person who kisses impeccably with the perfect lip, tongue, n spit ratio

bro i kissed him yesterday he definitely a llama

by ahh dh November 05, 2023

llama

Llama firearms. Spanish firearms company.

That's why I carry the Llama, ready at any given day to bury my honor. - Lil Wayne, Ridin

by dr0wn73ch February 23, 2017

llama

It means "like" or " that's a joke".

girl 1: "Renee works out"

girl 2: "llama"

by chocotacoe23 December 03, 2015

Llama

Young man who goes after pumas (women 15 years older)

Wow, you are totally falling prey to that sexy puma in the Volvo outside our frat party!!!!

You bet I am a llama, dude!!!

by Futurepuma January 15, 2018

llama

An animal that will one day rule the world with the Rainbow king.Can be found dancing on rainbows with memes and unicorns.Should be careful when approaching one as it will eat your hair if you do not approach carefully.Normally wear cool shades and flower crowns.

Timmy:Look ! Look at the mystical creature that us worthless humans call llamas !

Jimmy: I wish to one day tame one and ride it !

by Smexy Horse December 23, 2015