Lamp

Instead of saying lmao say lamp. Because it’s a nice word and can also be used in som context as “laughing at my problems”.

Person: dude did u just fail ur test?
You: yeah LAMP
Person: what?
You: Laughing At My Problems

by Bees cream November 19, 2020

lamp job

When you’ve “rubbed your girl the right way” (e.g. done something extra nice for her) and she tells you you can blow your next three loads anywhere you want.

It’s like a degenerate genie granting you three wishes.

Baby, that was so sweet of you! I’m gonna give you the best lamp job, just let me know where you want to put it.

by El Gato Fuerte February 22, 2019

Lamp

A codename for "dick" if stupid game chat filters disallow you to say the actual word.

You are a huge lamp

by bored696 December 19, 2014

Lamp

A word to say when your put in awkward situations

Jack: Hey bae
Krishna: lamp

by Alexa Lois March 15, 2020

Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds sexual but was not meant to be a sexual invitation by the host

"I invited a girl up to my apartment to check up my lava lamp collection but then she freaked out and said she wasn't interested, what did I do wrong?" "Dude, that's a classic lava lamps, she thought you wanted to fuck"

by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020

Hooker lamp

A lamp that can be turned on by capacitive touch on any of the lamp’s surface.

Hey, you go on a date with Tiffany?

Yeah man, she had a hooker lamp on her bedside table!

Sick bro!

by Fleeble_ June 16, 2024

Lamp

Something that definitely didn't make someone wake up from a false reality

I was looking at the Lamp for so long that my wife and kids left me. I couldn't control myself

by Tom28281 January 17, 2024