by PDOPR August 12, 2008
Steph reached for her keys that fell between the couch cushions she was sitting on only to find some couch shit.
by Dunny Deelicious March 20, 2007
When two people are having anal sex, but beforehand the receiver drops a huge deuce, and afterward the deuce is put back in.
Q: Hey, heard you and Mary were moving the couch last night
A: Yeah, but she'd eaten at Panda Express earlier so we had to use the pastry bag to get it back in the door.
A: Yeah, but she'd eaten at Panda Express earlier so we had to use the pastry bag to get it back in the door.
by Dr. Orpheus July 15, 2009
A sexual variation on an actor's screen test. This refers to the practice of directors/producers requiring actresses who wish to be in their films to have sex with them, usually on the office couch.
Director (to Producer): I'm not sure she has the chops to get cast in the film, but she sure looks like a candidate for a couch test.
by DocJohnson3 February 20, 2012
Adjective describing someone who is in a very lazy mood. Does not want to get up from the couch, or does not want to disturb what they are doing.
Also, lack of excitement which can lead to a buddahlike state of bliss.
Also, lack of excitement which can lead to a buddahlike state of bliss.
1) Yeah, so the Steelers are on tv and my dad's all fat on the couch... so I dont think I can get a ride out with you.
2) My dog is bein' fat on the couch right now, and if you came over I think he'd be pretty happy.
2) My dog is bein' fat on the couch right now, and if you came over I think he'd be pretty happy.
by D Clem November 01, 2005
A sex move in which the active parties compete in a staring competition whilst having sex missionary style on a couch
by SirLongSchlong January 17, 2011
Mixture of 'cunt' and 'douche', now commonly used to describe someone who stays in when everyone else is going out and does not even take part in the prelash. The word 'fucking' is then usually put before it for maximum effect.
by michallat November 08, 2011