Beta

A guy who doesn’t love Emily Du because she toots too much

Billy was tired of her vicious toots and couldn’t deal with it anymore so in order to end this vicious stinky farting spree he had to put the relationship to an end. In the end, he felt happy but at what cost? He is now a beta

by TootsieEmz October 23, 2023

beta beta time

This is the time when a group of all guys gather to drink, but are unable to attract any girls to drink with. Instead of calling the night a complete waste and going to sleep, one member will yell out "Beta Beta time!" in which case the other members begin drinking until they no longer remember the lack of females.

Person 1: "Damn, there's no frat parties tonight, and all the girls we know are at POP the DREAM this weekend. There's literally nothing to do"

Person 2: "Don't worry guys, I just picked up this Jamison bottle. It's BETA BETA TIME!"

1hr 30min later.....

Persons 1-8: "ZzzzzZzzzzZzzzzzzz" (sleeping)

by PineappleTree April 13, 2014

Beta Safe

Beta Safe is a term used in various pornography for content that betas are "safe" to watch. This can be censored content, nonnudes, or gay porn.

Beta1: My mistress told me I can only edge to beta safe content this month. It's going to be hard

by GooniiBoi February 13, 2025

beta

when someone doesn't stay up 5 hours to write their essay that is due the next morning

what an absolutely D I S G U S T I N G beta of creature, ew

by alphaKA November 15, 2020

Beta Squad

6 british black fine autistic gay gentlemen who make entertainment content on Youtube.

Whos your favourite out of the Beta Squad?

by surkoner December 7, 2023

Beta Vulgaris

To beet your meat at a bath house.

I met a guy in Providence and watched him beta vulgaris.

by Bucket West Miguel December 19, 2024

Beta male

My piece of shit uncle.

My beta male uncle desperately trying to look cool in front of me royally fucked up my go kart

by Juan_R December 23, 2022