Forever and an uncle

a long time

It's been forever and an uncle since I saw this movie.

by Nutcracker Spirit November 11, 2014

great-uncle

Grandparent's brother.

My great-uncle is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

lucky uncle

Fap fap fap, lucky uncle.

Man I was bored so ya know *fap fap fap*
Dude that was a sweet lucky uncle.

by countfaula November 4, 2013

Uncle Guido

the metaphorical relative that will make good on one's previous shovel talk and/or other threats of violence

Ex: "If you break her heart, I'll have to send Uncle Guido after you..."

by NutmegBGB June 6, 2019

Uncle bod

Similar to the dad bod but in slightly better physical shape

Meh, dad boss are cool and all but what I'm really looking for is an uncle bod.

by Mcdlxxi May 3, 2015

uncle pricky

your creepy uncle who insists on sleeping in his van in your driveway even though there's an available bed in the house.

as uncle pricky walks out the door...
- is uncle pricky going home?
- no he's going to bed

by scissor pinch May 8, 2011

Estranged Uncle

A term describing a hypothetical 'Uncle' figure. In humorous anecdotes the estranged uncle may be cited as a family member whose life is too random to be true, and is thus hilarious.

Generally used as an inside joke, and as an alternative to "thats what she said".

"I visited my estranged uncle of eight years- the lion taming pentecostal evangelist- yesterday."

or

On TV I saw my estranged jazz percussionist uncle asking a Bachelorette to marry him with the promise of years of flowers and tamborine solos. She said maybe.

by someguyfromabbotsford August 4, 2009