Thanos Maxxing

When your dick turns purple due to excessive gooning, causing a lack of circulation and immerse bruising to your dick.

Gabby "Hey Luke how was your night yesterday I heard some weird noises coming from your room?"

Luke "Oh thats my bad I was Thanos Maxxing to your instagram last night. That shit turned purple"

by subiebrz2013 April 27, 2025

Thanos Car

Thanos Car is a purple car.

Thanos Car has won the piston cup twice and helped thanos secure that epic victory royale.

THANOS CAR THANOS CAR

by Forknife December 3, 2018

thanos papi

as sexy asfresh garlick bread. the sexiest of sexy bois and if there is one thing he likes is feet pics

girl 1: that guy is so hot

girl 2: yee he looks like thanos papi

by thanos baby April 30, 2019

thanos

the annoying turd in the bowl that will never flush, it comes out in a snap but even when you get a bunch of superheroes to get rid of this poop it just wont go away even after 22 movies

dude someone left a thanos in the bowl, call the avengers!

by Jimjimjimmyjim May 6, 2021

Thanos

When yes

"The balance has been yeeted" -Thanos

by adamthegoat September 4, 2019

Thanos

The turd in the bowl that just won’t flush

Thanos can’t be defeated

I have me a floater, or goddamn that’s bigger than the pipe

by Jimjimjimmyjim April 17, 2021

Thanos

A big purple penis daddy that has been sexually excited/angered and found Micheal Jacksons glove and Elvis Presleys baby.

1. WOW DID HE SEE HIM HE S SUCH A THANOS

by WEIRDBITCH101 May 7, 2019