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*Shoulder their cross

*Do what I say. It literally just means "Do what I say"
Der Führer JeepJorp "Well, that depends on how many people are willing to *Shoulder their cross (Do what I say) and busy themselves with trivial nonsense while I DER FÜHRER JEEPJORP HAVE ALL THE CONTROL! AND ALL THE MONEY! I'LL HAVE ALL THE CURATED CONVERSATIONS! AND PEOPLE WILL THINK HOW I TELL THEM TO THINK! AND IF THEY DON'T... I'LL TAKE EVERYTHING FROM THEM! I'M SAVING THEM! I'M SAVING THEM FROM THE POST-MODERNIST NEO-MARXISTS! I'M SAVING THEM ALL!!!"
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
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Shoulder Candy

You're at the club with a drink in each hand, or driving keeping your 10 and 2 at the wheel, when all of a sudden your jam comes on. You can't chuck a full-on boogie; that'd just be irresponsible (and you'd probably spill your drink/crash), so what do you do? You give 'em a bit of shoulder candy. An alternating shrug to the beat, with just enough energy to keep things rolling.
I was double-parked with two pints and then my mate Isaac put on Groovejet, so I had to throw some shoulder candy around.
by Mac_Tonight October 30, 2018
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alternative shoulder tap

Tapping someone's left shoulder while standing on the right, or vice versa.
Bob just alternative shoulder tapped Susie.
by dickisthebf April 23, 2016
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Over the shoulder pussy pop

A chick hits the split on the dick does a backflip headbutts your dick then sucks you off does another backflip and jumpes on your shoulder and you eat her until she cums
Broo she did the over the shoulder pussy pop last night!!!!!
by Jquellen January 24, 2017
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Shouldering

The act of sliding ones shoulder into a females vagina during oral sex.
chuuya was shouldering me last night after he was done pegging dazai.

i love it when chuuya shoulders me!! his sharp sexy shoulders make me moan louder than dazais cock ever will !! <3
by ATSUSHIS WHORE BITCHLET October 17, 2020
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goat shoulders

A lack of shoulders. Resembling a goats small torso.
My mother’s goat shoulders cause her dress straps to fall right off.
by Buddy43 December 24, 2023
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two shoulders

Having “two shoulders” about something means to be conflicted. Having an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other.
“She called me about getting back together, but I’ve got two shoulders about it.”
by Expedition17 March 23, 2024
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