Der Führer JeepJorp "Well, that depends on how many people are willing to *Shoulder their cross (Do what I say) and busy themselves with trivial nonsense while I DER FÜHRER JEEPJORP HAVE ALL THE CONTROL! AND ALL THE MONEY! I'LL HAVE ALL THE CURATED CONVERSATIONS! AND PEOPLE WILL THINK HOW I TELL THEM TO THINK! AND IF THEY DON'T... I'LL TAKE EVERYTHING FROM THEM! I'M SAVING THEM! I'M SAVING THEM FROM THE POST-MODERNIST NEO-MARXISTS! I'M SAVING THEM ALL!!!"
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024

You're at the club with a drink in each hand, or driving keeping your 10 and 2 at the wheel, when all of a sudden your jam comes on. You can't chuck a full-on boogie; that'd just be irresponsible (and you'd probably spill your drink/crash), so what do you do? You give 'em a bit of shoulder candy. An alternating shrug to the beat, with just enough energy to keep things rolling.
I was double-parked with two pints and then my mate Isaac put on Groovejet, so I had to throw some shoulder candy around.
by Mac_Tonight October 30, 2018

by dickisthebf April 23, 2016

A chick hits the split on the dick does a backflip headbutts your dick then sucks you off does another backflip and jumpes on your shoulder and you eat her until she cums
by Jquellen January 24, 2017

chuuya was shouldering me last night after he was done pegging dazai.
i love it when chuuya shoulders me!! his sharp sexy shoulders make me moan louder than dazais cock ever will !! <3
i love it when chuuya shoulders me!! his sharp sexy shoulders make me moan louder than dazais cock ever will !! <3
by ATSUSHIS WHORE BITCHLET October 17, 2020

by Buddy43 December 24, 2023

Having “two shoulders” about something means to be conflicted. Having an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other.
by Expedition17 March 23, 2024
