gavel jockey

another name for a judge

"That gavel jockey gave me probation."

by B2274 January 3, 2008

hot jockey

The process of someone pouring either vodka or a highly flammable liquid onto a man's erect penis, setting it on fire and hopping on top inserting the cock into either the vagina of anus, to put out the fire by riding it.

Tiffany: Honey, you up for a hot jockey?
David: sorry baby but my cocks a bit too sore

by Insan3Chi1d September 19, 2016

Corner Jockey

A hooker/prostitute or someone who stands on the street corner an takes money for sex.

Larry just had sex with that corner jockey an now has a rash!

by Lkephart January 17, 2011

cock jockey

A person that sucks cock like it's an Olympic sport. Often found in the locker rooms naked and slapping other men's asses with towels. Sucks for free but if you pay they might let you ram them.

Ryan: I like that guy, he seems like a cock jockey.
Alex: Stop that, you gay cunt.

by a real gay cuntuhhh June 7, 2018

Syrup Jockey

Derogatory term for someone from Canada.

"You hear the new guy in the copy room is from Toronto?"
"Oh god, not another syrup jockey!"

by DasRip May 26, 2013

Meme Jockey

Someone who communicates entirely with memes made by others, apparently unable to string letters and words together to create his own unique content. Expect to receive many sweet memes 24x7 from the MJ, curated just for you.

Dude, Duane is a sick Meme Jockey. Throws memes at me all day long. One time I asked him how to get a tick off my gooch and he sent me a meme about sourdough bread. Super entertaining but not always helpful.

by John Dohh August 15, 2020

snooze jockey

a slang term for a practitioner of the anesthetic arts (anesthesiologist).

Hello, My name is Dr. Acula and I will be your snooze jockey during your procedure.

by JustJustinir9gikyhb 6Justin Ro May 11, 2016