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punch in the junk

The act of punching someone in the genitals. It may be used for both males and females and the the act of doing such may be done for both genders.
i'm gonna give you a punch in the junk
by ryanyomomma December 26, 2008
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junk gunk

When someone has shit in their ass and it moves forward to their balls.
Ah Jim, I forgot to wipe my ass and now I got junk gunk!
by Emilio Jimenez May 28, 2008
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Appartment Junk

One who lives in an a appartment, with is mom at Cascade Ghettos (Meadows)
White kid who wears cargo shorts all the time and is a coon and lives in appartment junk
by Bellingham44 January 6, 2010
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junk sniff

by The Sniffer of the Junk September 22, 2010
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Junk Mail

The act of gloryholing through a mail box slot.
by Daywalker1989 April 29, 2011
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Junk Fist

When you place ones fist in someones genitals with great force. AKA Cock Punch
So Jamie is walking down the street whe steve grabs her boob without permission. Jamie immidatly gives him the Junk Fist dropping Steve to the ground holding his balls and screaming three octaves higher.
by The fat ogre of ABQ July 30, 2009
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floppy junk

Unwanted and excessive jiggling and swinging of the male genitalia during pelvic thrusting, often caused by the lack of restrictive underwear. Sometimes causes nausea or vomiting in others.
Girl #1: Did you see Johnny dancing last night? He had a seriously disgusting case of floppy junk going on.

Girl #2: Yeah, it made me want to blow donkey chunks. Jesus, buy some boxer briefs, dude.
by floppyjunkistheenemy February 27, 2008
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