dick dumb

female version of "pussy whipped"

Damn, Melissa Nurse he got you dick dumb, you really have to leave now.

by BoxOhell December 1, 2009

dumb fresh

When the qualities of a person, place, or thing, rank well above average.

"Yo dun!..Did you see how FH came off on that highway spot last night?..Crushed it kid...Lookin' dumb fresh!

by TravisF. MikeR. November 1, 2006

dumb cow

1.an individual that is mentally incapable of applying common sense in every day issues.
2. a fat ass dumb biotch

1. this costumer is such a dumb cow.

2. Brenda is a dumb cow

by lildwinemonster September 20, 2010

dumb ass

the people who think anything on the urban dictionary is true

bruh! your a dumb ass

by TheRealYEET#5332 March 1, 2021

dumb hot

so hot it’s dumb. unbelievably hot.

yo dude check her out, she’s dumb hot i’m gonna go get her number!

by chickflick May 22, 2018

Dumb Chicken

Instead of male masturbation using a hand, one uses the inside of the elbow to masturbate. Jerking the penis with the inside of the elbow, making a motion akin to a chicken flapping its wings.

Mark: Hey Steve, did you jack off last night?
Steve: Yeah, I did the dumb chicken. Felt like a real vagina!
Mark: Steve, you're a virgin.

by Bananaphone915 February 26, 2019

dumb date

A blind date is outdated...but you've seen their picture on an internet dating site. You've instant messaged each other or texted but when it finally comes to meeting you've never heard each other's voice when you meet. A voice can be a dealbreaker. Sounds better than a mute date...or a deaf date. If it's a good date it could be a def date i guess.

I met this chick on the internet, we messaged each other like crazy. Tomorrow we're going on a dumb date. If you don't like what you're hearing, you're deaf.

by real name Josh...dumb i know August 7, 2012