Crispy chip

The act of letting semen settle and hardened on surface and peeling off later for human consumption

“We have gone through all the Lays chips, don’t worry I have a couple of crispy chips forming as we speak. “

by Cheezncats April 10, 2022

brocky chip

A GMH/GMC lover's explanation of a cars performance due to their total lack of technical knowledge.

Ford guy: i got this new ford falcon that has had some after market upgrades. I had a cold air intake fitted and the specialist made some programming changes to get the fuel/air mixture at optimal percentages.

GMH/GMC Guy: I bought a holden Commodore. I sprayed it mat black, dropped it on its guts, fitted a tacho to the wrong side of the windscreen and fitted a "brocky chip" to the computer.

by SpikkaSpakk November 29, 2015

Chip and Dick

When someone cuts off someones head and dips their penis in their throat. Originally invented in Russia.

Russian 1: You want to do some Chip and Dick tonight?
Russian 2: Sure, but only if the neck if strong enough.

by SomeFuckingLoser May 25, 2018

weiner chips

Those little burned off peices of hot dogs that are attached to it or have stuck onto the plate after you microwave it.

Rudy: Hey there, BUD.
Bud: Hey Rudy. I just made a hot dog.
Rudy: Any weiner chips on the plate?
Bud: Yeah.
Rudy: Just gimme da chips

by Giovanni Mann October 13, 2008

Chipping Up

To win the championship in a competitive event. (ChampionCHIP)

I can't wait wait for this years fantasy football league so I can resume Chipping Up! Pretty soon you going to have to call me Sir-Chips-Alot!

by Andrew420 March 31, 2011

Pita chip

A "woke" cracker. A white person flavored by performative anti-racism.

This white dude added '#BLM' to his Tinder profile like it means something about him. What a pita chip.

by stomps May 26, 2021

Gravy and Chips

Diahorea on a dick

Stuart: My wife gave me gravy and chips. Fuckin loved it

by Ch33secake May 29, 2018