Chef’s Tip

When one cuts the tip of their penis off, bastes said Tip in melted organic Irish import butter, deep fries their tip for approximately 17 minutes, and then eats the tip of their penis

(This sexual action can only be performed once)

Hey wassup guys. So last night I was feelin in the mood, and I wasn’t really feeling keeping the tip of my dick, so I performed a Chef’s Tip

by JoeNuts445 October 17, 2021

Chef Fuckboy-rdee

A Self-taught adult - often a bachelor- learning to cook later in life. Marked by clumsy technique, minimal skills, and maximum YouTube reliance. Known for treating every semi-edible dish like a personal triumph. The guy that realizes instant ramen isn't a real meal and UberEats is getting expensive. Now he is cooking like his life depends on it... because.. you know... it does. Zero training, plenty of enthusiasm, and wayyyyy too many cooking gadgets that he may never even use. A culinary glow up in progress. See also "King of the Burnt Pancake." For a feminine term, please see "Chef Hot Messica"

"Bro made one oily ass chicken stir-fry and called himself Chef fuckboy-rdee

by Oh we have to use pseudonyms? June 17, 2025

kinky pastry chef

A pastry chef that uses ingredients from her work for sexual purposes, common in porn.

i totally went out with a kinky pastry chef once, it was magical.

by JP189512 January 13, 2014

Kissing the chef

When you receive head from a person and then kiss them afterwards.

Addison gave me head, then started kissing the chef

by Thatnastyguy February 19, 2021

chef schnuff

when you are a chef schnuff then congrats! you have achieved the highest level of coolness and freshness possible. this is outstanding. being a chef schnuff means that you are born as a legend, thus you will die as a legend.

when you have a chef schnuff by your side, she/he is a keeper. ;)

by Chef Schnuff January 16, 2023

Celebrity Chef

A ma'fakin celebrity who people portray to be confused as fuck in the kitchen, but is secretly really a sick cook!

(Also) Underground news on an upcoming reality TV series!

"You may think Paris Hilton only deals with white on the weekends, but you see her with that flour in the kitchen?! Maaaan, she's a Celebrity Chef!"

by duiii August 22, 2011

Chef's Cap

Blow job while cooking

I told my wife I'd make dinner if she gave me a Chef's Cap, because the best blow jobs cum while cooking

by Jayrizzle Dragonfire November 30, 2025