Auditory Cancer

1. (n). An illness that involves a division of abnormal (often autism, AIDS) cells attacking the cerebral cortex and eardrums, due to an abundance of noise (often loud, obnoxious, and of middle/high school students, such as thots and baboons); symptoms include intolerance of loud noises, erratic and odd behavior, depression, and suicidal tendencies. May be countered by running over the source of the noise with a 2003 Honda Civic

Person A: Good lord, that group of middle schoolers are giving me Auditory Cancer
Person B: What do you expect, they're RiceGum fans

by Yoshifappe Kylera November 7, 2019

cancer hero

A hero in Dota 2 that is incredibly overpowered

OD is such a cancer hero this patch

by Captainpankek May 27, 2016

feminism is cancer

When feminism is cancer you're fked because you have only 10% chance of living and 90% risk of dying

Feminism cancer: You are a white MALE! i can't be racist because i am 0,3% black.
Person: Feminism is cancer am i gonna survive?

by Brownmeh February 12, 2017

cancer face

When you lose weight, but your face looks like you have a disease.

That new diet made her body hot, but now she has cancer face.

by Dicwad April 27, 2016

Jars of Cancer

what the cabin smells like at science camp

"It smells like jars of cancer!"

by Sheep Squad October 8, 2019

Foreskin Cancer

when you develop a tumor on your meatus or penis hole and it stops you from pissing so then you piss out your ass while shitting so you don't know if you have diarrhea water or your just pissing

I just got foreskin cancer and i think its terminal

by Nigga Central October 4, 2023

Cancer Estate

A recent ARG YouTube channel/Twitter account that posts new videos anytime their (new/latest) puzzle is solved. Their puzzles can be found in their Twitter posts, YouTube videos, and even Reddit posts (mostly in r/ARG). Also, their logo is a Cancer zodiac sign combined with a Cancer Awareness Ribbon.

So far, nobody really knows what's the real story behind it.

Hey man, have you ever heard of the "Cancer Estate" ARG? Reminds me of Cicada 3301 or Mandela Catalogue in someway

by SmoggyLeaf May 9, 2022