The Brown Derby

The act of eating one's asshole from the sixty-nine position whilst driving an automobile. May also be referred to as Taint Misbehavin'.

Amy can't get enough of my tongue up her butt. Hell, just yesterday we participated in the Brown Derby on the drive over to her grandmother's house.

by Schlac Daddy September 24, 2006

Brown Ice

Sometimes you need to go to great lengths to ice your bros. This icing exists when you stick a smirnoff ice in your anus, bottom first so the cap is the only thing showing. Then proceed to moon him right as he's coming around the corner. The bro seeing your brown eye will actually only see the ice, which he will be required to drink out of your ass.

I turned the corner to see Davey nose deep in Ben's ass, only to find out he had been Brown Iced and was guzzlin that shit down. Likewise, I whipped out my phone and snap chatted that shit to everyone.

by THEdickhatch May 28, 2013

Liam Brown

A typical ginger nonce who usally goes for younger kids making him a nonce

Oh is that guys taking kids to his van hes such a Liam Brown

by Liam Brown The Ginger Nonce December 27, 2019

brown sugah

Realest nigga alive

"yo who that nigga over there?"

"shit must be brown sugah"

by thebull November 10, 2013

brown balling

verb

After defecating, the act of wiping your bottom with toilet paper from back to front, so as to push the remains towards your scrotum.

Girl: I would have given him a BJ but he'd totally been brown balling.

by Mikeyman58547 October 18, 2008

brown tips

When you are wiping your ass with soft toilet paper and your finger tips go through it and you get faeces on them.

I can't shake hands, dude. I just finished in the bathroom and had some brown tips.

by Bjorn McPherson January 31, 2018

Brown mist

When someone farts on to a cold window and another person licks the condensation.

The priest ate all of Kerry's brown mist.

by Xtro November 23, 2017