Fair Weather Fisherman

A fair weather fisherman is an angler who only goes fishing when the weather is good or sunny. He never goes fishing when the conditions are uncomfortable. It is considered an insult.

Bob "I'm not going fishing today it's too cold." Jeff "Come on you fair weather fisherman."

by Resper February 10, 2021

Fair-weather Flirt

A friend or acquaintance who flirts with others only when they do not have a more desirable romantic interest:

Sally and I have been hitting it off lately via text, even exchanging some salacious images. I thought for sure we were going down a path of romantic exploration, but now that her ex-boyfriend, Frank, is back in her life, she turned out to be a fair-weather flirt and won’t even reply to me.

by Pixylicious May 18, 2018

my fair lady

A statement said when you are courting and a skeezer is of good upstanding and has gorgeous features.

How doth ye be, my fair lady?

by Kingo Lion September 7, 2016

it fair mordor strong

Used specifically in StarCraft maps. This is the excuse of any complete noob when he asks for a 4 vs 1 in a map designed for 2 vs 1.

Fury: 4 vs 1 eh?
aragorn65: it fair mordor strong

by EternalFury July 11, 2006

laissez-faire liberal

Raises money for social programs but does not spend it.

Antonym of compassionate conservative.

Compassionate conservative? No, I'm a laissez-faire liberal.

by AbnormalBoy September 15, 2004

fair fox ache

The Drunken Irish pronunciation of “For Fucks Sake”

Person: Fair Fox Ache Lad, gent me another pint

by MikeyD25 October 18, 2017

fair's field party

An amazing place to party if you're looking for an awful time. You're not getting laid from any girls that show up if you don't have a razor or a truck that's beat to shit. Not to mention that most of the girls that show up there are still in High School. Average age of men that arrive are 19-22. Average age of woman that arrive are 15-18. The young girls are always up for a good and sexual time if you provide alcohol and a ride in your razor. You may think their fires are made out of firewood? Nope, their fires are made out of used tires. In this case, if you've been to any field parties at fairs, you should probably get a CT scan the following month to see if you have lung cancer. Locals may show up and either stab or shoot you. If your bored and that's your type of crowd, get out there!

Hey what are you up to tonight man?
Nothing, I might go to fair's field party?
Don't go unless you have a razor or a taste in underage woman...
uhhh I'm good, It doesn't sound like a very good time...
That's what I thought, let that cesspool have fun!

by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019