This is a spin on the classic teabag. It does, however, involve a little more time and preparation. The following ingredients are required: one nutsack; one turd, a load of semen and a snippet of pubic hair. First, slather your nutsack in excrement. Please allow 10 to 15 minutes to set. While waiting for the excrement to encrust your balls, vigorously masturbate into a martini glass. Once you have busted, take a pair a scissors and carefully remove 10 to 15 pubic hairs. Drop the pubic hairs into the martini glass filled with semen, making sure to mix everything together. Then, carefully dip your shit-encrusted testicles into the martini glass. Once you have done this, proceed to the nearest sleeping victim and roll your horrifying nutsack all over his or her face.
by Kim Dong Il May 8, 2010
Get the Chai Teabag mug.The act of taking a high platform behind an unsuspecting victim, taking a deep breath to embrace the extreme pain, and then jump high enough so you end up dropping down and teabaging someone directly on the head. Also can be preformed to someone who is sleeping, jump high enough so your balls end up in the victim's mouth.
Unlike normal teabag, you must at some point be suspended in the air, and it cant be one subtle movement, it must go straight on the victims head orgob.
Unlike normal teabag, you must at some point be suspended in the air, and it cant be one subtle movement, it must go straight on the victims head orgob.
Ohhh dude, that dude Allan was bending over to pick up a book he dropped, and when he stood up i flying teabag'd him!
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When a woman drapes her boobs over a guy's face.
Female version of teabagging, but with titties instead of balls.
Female version of teabagging, but with titties instead of balls.
My male coworker was leaning back in his chair and our female customer walked up to him, took her breasts out of her top and laid them over his face. I think he was in shock from the titty teabagging he got. <true story>
by FunGal_in_SoCal March 20, 2011
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Get the teabag mug.It is a rude awakaning to person woh is victimised, from sleeping in the couch or bed, by applying someone's hairy ball sacks on to the victim's forehead, mouth or eyes. Great way to break the ice with your girl though
Person#1: "Hey, is that Mike teabagging the hell out of Joe while sleeping on the couch?"
Person#2: "Get the camera".
Person#1: "Well looks like Mike won't be getting with his girl tonight after this one.
Person#2: "Get the camera".
Person#1: "Well looks like Mike won't be getting with his girl tonight after this one.
by Nyfinest17 April 13, 2009
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Get the Teabagged mug.Man, when I woke up this morning, I had a shit on my face, and some balls in my mouth. God damn Randy gave me a Texan Teabag!
by Some_Dude5846 June 24, 2008
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