tampoa

tampon crack tampoa is a tampon with crack on it when people use it they get high, high as the sky!!

give me a tampoa ehehehehehehhehehehehehehe

by alex1325364 August 24, 2006

Tampong

A variant of Beer Pong using feminine hygiene products instead of a ping pong ball, often played with elaborate rules.

Lets play Tampong!

by Wiretapscars March 4, 2011

Teapot wank

An act of masturbation where the person sticks at least one finger up their ass whilst masturbating.

Robert- Why're you looking at that kettle in a weird way
Adam- Had myself a teapot wank last night
Robert- You're messed up man.

by Lancastrian Wolf November 19, 2013

Temio

Cute nice brown haired guy very loyal and kind sometimes very dirty minded talks way to mutch very funny

Do you think thats a temio
Hes hot as fuck

by Himynamesjef May 1, 2017

Teapot jacuzzi

When a guy puts his balls in a tea pot and his lady friend blows through the snout. This creates a Jacuzzi effect on the balls.

My girlfriend gave me the most awesome teapot Jacuzzi while staying in koh lipe.

by Giovanni Girth October 2, 2017

Tampons

A derogatory term for a member of the National Guard or Reserves.

It must be that time of the month, because the tampons are here for drill again.

by Yomommasbae March 1, 2019

tampon kink

The kink of getting turned on by a tampon

“I have a tampon kink….”

“Ew, bro wtf”

by FeralKat September 13, 2021