TED

Ted is a way of life, a state of being, all should open their hearts to Ted. Ted will lead is the answer, ted is all you need. Join ted

Ted will lead us towards salvation

by TED BUHDY July 9, 2021

Chilly Ted

When a girl eats a bunch of ice lollies before giving a guy head

“Dave you’ll never believe what just happened down at the pub,
This girl came over and gave me a chilly ted”

by Ozzymandiass June 12, 2022

Ted Chad

Ted x Chad combines the alpa-like characteristics of a Korean male and stereotypical white frat bro in his 20s always throwing down, shotgunning beers like there is no tomorrow.

Mr. Stealyogirl will black out with his cock out and wake up with your bitch.

Gook: Yo Ted Chad wanna get some drinks?
Ted Chad: Nah bro, (throws gang signs), Imma make some bulgogi and kimchi, pop a xan and bang a hoe

by GOOKBOIS June 24, 2024

Ted Williams Tunnel

When a guy needs to pee, but someone is sitting on the toilet so you go between their legs.

Husband: “Oh babe, you’re on the toilet? I need to pee!”
Wife: “Just Ted Williams Tunnel me!”

by Niki B. January 1, 2022

Ted-ing out

The verb ~Ted-ing out~ is to overthink to extreme lengths, as done by Ted Mosby in the show How I Met Your Mother

Girl 1: What if there's no spaces for the job by tomorrow? I have to get my application in tonight!
Girl 2: Bitch, you're totally Ted-ing out rn, you only found out about the space this morning.
Girl 1: Slut tf does "Ted-ing out" mean

by not.beanie July 30, 2023

Ted Cruzing

The act of being fully aware of how much someone is a monster; but choosing to support them anyway to great extents.

Carole Ann Boone Was well aware that her husband was a notorious serial killer, she was totally Ted Cruzing him.

by Micastarr February 3, 2021

Ted

Ted. Ted is the guy in the group who gets the absolute shit ripped out of him. Most of the stuff people know about him isn’t true. He’s got a dodgy past and is often associated with dodgy events. He loves drugs, can’t get enough of them. But he knows when to stop and always does. He tends to lash out after one too many Stella Artois, usually at the opposite sex. Teds are funny and can take a joke, they take it on the chin, same with the jokes.

Your definitely a ted.

by BigTed69 June 4, 2020