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trouser whistle

Guy #1 in elevator: Was that you, blowing that trouser whistle?
Guy #2 in elevator: Yeah.
Guy #1 in elevator: Dude! You couldn't wait to get out of the elevator first?
by JB_in_3D February 22, 2011
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Trouser Plowin

When you have an incredible an irresistible urge for an ass itch from a roid flare up or swamp ass (residue left from a lack of a good wipe after dropping a deuce) and a manual clearing of the ass is needed. Most often this is expressed with a surface scratch on the outer layer of the pant. But on occasion, when no one is looking, and only when necessary, it is a full in hand on ass scratch free for all.
I ate taco bell tonight.

"yeah, so?"

I needed to the hit the head afterwards, but I mustn't have gotten it all because now I find myself Trouser plowin trying to get at the leftovers.
by Mannimal October 2, 2014
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trouser press

Usually found in UK hotel rooms for pressing a sharp crease into trousers; a much maligned and seldom used item
He stood, like the trouser press, unloved and unused in the corner.

Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.
by Townsman December 30, 2014
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mexican trouser burn

dude, i got mexican trouser burn last nite. it hurts like a bitch.
by MTBftw April 11, 2011
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magic trousers

Like Jack ups short trousers that hover above the ankles earning the name 'magic' trousers.
Dudette: HAHAHa.. look at that dudes magic trousers..
Dude: Who me?
Dudette: Aw shit..
by Searching for Pizza September 25, 2013
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trousid

1) (adjective) being of a group of body parts that is most often covered by trousers
2) (adjective) having to do with body parts that are most often covered by trousers
3)(noun) a body part that is usually covered by one's trousers
(plural form: trousids)
1) His trousid appendage did hang with pride.
2) They engaged in numerous trousid acts.
3) The girl was shocked by the vision of his exposed trousid/s.
by Peter L. May 13, 2005
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Trig Troupe

a group of young men that need assistance from a great, smart, and beautiful man named Brady Bailey when it comes to an even greater man's trig class Randy Mfing Polk.
Devin: Anyone do the math?
Zeb: I didn't but you can ask the Trig Troupe
Devin: great idea i can always rely on brady
Brady: *sends trig homework*
Whole Group Chat: God bless your heart brady
by Dat Yeah October 29, 2019
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