Because I'm white, autistic, ADHD, kind, good, loving, ALWAYS right, and their golden girl wants me so bad she calls me God 🤦🏻 ♂️🧘🏻 ♂️
by Jumpingchaos March 08, 2024
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trail treats

Giving a blow job to driver while one is the passenger of a car.

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I gave trail treats in the car to my boyfriend.

head, road, driving, blow job
by I cannot believe this March 15, 2017
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Pump and Treat

The act where one Guy cums into another person's rectum and then procedes to rythmically compress the recipients abdomen to lick the jizz up.
Environmental Engineer: "We had a leakage the other day... Had to initialize a pump and treat..."
Other guy: "Yeah I feel you. Gave the missus the ol' Pump and Treat this morning."
Environmental Engineer: "Dude, that's not even close to what i meant, you're gross!"
by bertyvogt August 10, 2018
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Pump and Treat

The act where one guy cums into another persons butt and then procedes to rythmically compress the recipients abdomen, imitating a pump.
Environmental Engineer: "We had a leak the other day… had to initialize a pump and treat."
Other guy: "Same, gave the missus the ol' Pump and Treat the other day."
Environmental Engineer: "Wat? That's not what I meant in the slightest…"
by bertyvogt August 10, 2018
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Trick-Or-Treating

The act of luring women(most likely tourists) back home in the Florida panhandle. It is very common in the Grayton Beach area
Looks like Bobby went trick-or-treating again because a girl just snuck through the back window.
by Tony241 June 14, 2022
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Dick or Treating

The adult Halloween act of meeting a partner. Person A yells, “SURPRISE” then goes to town while tossing various colored candies onto their partner. Prior consent is STRONGLY recommended.
Char went dick or treating, but it didn’t go well. He forgot which costume his date was wearing. Neither Becky or Anne were feeling treated.”
by Nom DeWhom October 12, 2023
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Warm lazy treat

When you lead a redditor on a wild goose chase for internet points.
"Oh wow. He suckered me me in with a warm lazy treat."
by Arseh0le November 30, 2023
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