Toilet Monster

Toilet monster is a mysterious man who have keys to every home, comes in the middle of the night when everyone sleeps, shits in their toilet, then takes a shower and leaves. The only way to catch him: when he leaves he never wears underwear beneath his clothes!! (If you catch somebody late night, leaving your house after taking a dump and you undress him and he have underwear on him, it is just an ordinary pervert so let him go!)

Man, my water-pipe broke in my flat, luckily my neighbour gave me their keys to watch the house while they are on the vacation. I will be such a toilet monster.

Peter Griffin was such a toilet monster when he found out Cleaveland's house is empty.

by chinesemassage.mt December 18, 2018

skidi toilet

A toilet with a head in it, that sings the Skidi song

Person 1:aaah Skidi toilet .

by Baldi12345678 July 7, 2023

Toilet Gravy

Brown toilet water from diarrhea.

After Kevin left the restroom I had to go and realized Kevin made a bowl of toilet gravy. " You suck Kevin!"

by mikeyintheoc May 1, 2010

toilet master

someone who marks their territory by peeing around the rim of the toilet

I am the toilet master.

by fragileego May 16, 2014

toilet banana

Probably, the term used for poop by drunk scientists.

Einstein: “Hey Newton, Don’t forget to flush your toilet banana!

by xTexasJockx1 May 20, 2019

Clogged Toilet

Used during sexual intercourse, when you stick your own feces inside another human's butthole.

Guy 1: Bro what did you do on your tinder date?

Guy 2: Dude we did EVERYTHING. Even the clogged toilet!

Guy1: No way bro! she sounds like a keeper!

by darkenedwenis June 27, 2019

toilet ornament

Slang for shit/human waste.

Who laid this toilet ornament and didn't flush?

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003